As an academic we measure stuff and compare all the time. I’m not talking about research but rather the comparisons between each other. Who has the longest publication list, given the most keynotes, sat on the most advisory boards…
Today is a major moment as I have received the highest form of praise an Internet researcher can obtain. It is an object of desire that I have been dreaming of, but not daring to hope for.
So I would like to thank the academy, my advisers, supervisors and all my collaborators: without you guys none of this would have been possible.
Today a cease and desist letter finally graced my inbox.
We are requesting that you remove the link back to our site.
Admittedly it’s the weakest form of c&d letter and is not accompanied by evil threats but it contains the most vital statement necessary to enable induction into the halls of Internet fame. Once again: Thank You.